If the above-mentioned statement is true, and blondes truly do have more fun, then WHERE IS ALL MY BLONDE HAIR DYE?

Having heard horror stories of bad blonde hair dyes at local salons and having seen the prices for such treatments I thought it best to destroy my own hair in the comfort of my own bathroom. I figured the following: 1. If anyone was going to destroy my hair it should me. 2. If my hair is going to get destroyed shouldn’t it at least cost me little or nothing at all?

So off I went to drugstore, after beauty store, after hair salon looking for some blonde hair dye. And what did I find?

Nothing.

I am in the world of brunettes, and thus all your favorite local stores have NOTHING for us (ME specifically) when it comes to touching up and going a different shade.

Don’t Chinese people get it? Blondes have more fun! GOOO Blondes!

Maybe just maybe, if I can recruit enough people here to go blonde, they very well might cause hair dye companies to bring in the shipments of my favorite bottle of Clairol! Demand and supply people!! DEMAND and someone will supply!! Let’s begin the revolution China!!! Demand blonde hair dye!

Because if you don’t start soon, you will have to see me looking a hot mess! And no one wants to see that! NO ONE.

DEMAND BLONDE!!

4 Comments »

1. 

   I do your hair color for you! You can trust me completely.

   Comment by Garrett — February 18, 2009 @ 4:15 pm

2. 

   HEY GO BROWN OR GO BLABK LIKE ALL THE LIL CHINESE GIRLS

   Comment by PILAR — February 19, 2009 @ 1:00 pm

3. 

   shave it off. you will look great bald

   Comment by Beatriz — March 10, 2009 @ 7:36 am

4. 

   hi! I’m moving to China next summer and I’ll be another blonde in the sea of brunettes

   Comment by steph — March 31, 2009 @ 7:04 am

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