Yesterday… was probably an 8 1/2 out of 10 on the strange day scale.

Desperately needing a $5.00 manicure I headed down the block to my local nail salon. On my way there I noticed an unusual amount of people out. The streets are normally crowded but today was an exceptional day. As I fought my way through the crowd I couldn’t help but notice that every other person was carrying a glossy yellow shopping bag.

Was there a sale I wasn’t aware of? (Not like I am ever aware of any sales.) Was there a free giveaway?

As I looked closer, I noticed that the bag had a giant image of a face. As I looked even closer it dawned on me that I recognized that face. It was my favorite (and your favorite) motivational speaker and Shallow Hal guest star… Tony Robbins.

Huh?

What was he doing on a glossy yellow shopping bag surrounded by Chinese text? Beyond me.

But I’m sure if you believe and reach your potential you will be able to figure it out and fall in love with Gwyneth Paltrow in a fat suit.

4 Comments »

1. 

   Maybe they were all just very insecure and felt comfort in carrying around a picture of Tony Robbins on their shopping bags.

   Comment by Garrett — January 14, 2009 @ 8:49 pm

2. 

   Garrett, you’re funny!!haaaha

   Comment by maria — January 15, 2009 @ 1:22 pm

3. 

   YEAH ITS PART OF THE SYSTEM YOU CARRY HIM AND IT MAKES YOU STRONGER

   Comment by PILAR — January 16, 2009 @ 9:06 am

4. 

   By the way, I like that movie. We should add it to the list if we can find it.

   Comment by Garrett — January 19, 2009 @ 10:32 am

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